As in Prologue. Problog. Get it? Nevermind.

So, you clicked the link that bought you to this awfully girly, pink site. Well, let me tell you, I’m not here to post in-depth analysis’s (analysi?) of the world, or preach about stuff that matters. No, if I did that, it would give you the idea that I know what I’m doing.

The entire idea of this blog is that I have no clue about anything. I just like to stumble about pretending I know how to do life.

Now, if you’re young and wild and free, good for you. It won’t last. It seems like only yesterday I was at the pub turning seventeen, (Wow, I sound like a granny.)

But when adulthood hits you, it hits you hard. You are thrown into the dark chasm of being a grown up, and as soon as you learn to navigate, a rock lands on your head and you have to start over. And then there’s the people that seem to be perfect at every god damned thing. The only thing I’ve been able to master is the art of making a milkshake.

So, this Blog is for those of you who have disasters follow you around and can relate to my pain, and for those people who just want to point, laugh, and say ‘Hey, at least that’s not me.’

Screw it, this blog is for anyone, I’m wholesome enough to have enough love for you all.

Hopefully my misadventures will bring joy to someone.