Hey, guys! So, it's been a while. Again. Since I last wrote Brexit has been delayed until January 2060 (Not literally, but at this rate you never know), parliament is considering banning fireworks and My Chemical Romance got back together. Somewhere deep inside me (oo-er) emo Lucie is screaming. Luckily she's been hidden away, so … Continue reading So, apparently I’m being sarcastic to children now.
It's only 75 days until Christmas, and I am hyped! Yes, I'm afraid I am one of those annoying, jolly people who want to celebrate Christmas 365 days a year. There's nothing like nights by the fire, or the smell of Baileys drifting between the flickering fairy lights at the markets. I swear, as soon … Continue reading I’m a northerner, I swear!
Why hello there! Welcome back to the blog of misfortune, based on the events of my life. I think I've had problems writing recently due to two things. The first is that I haven't made a bad decision in a while, which means I'll be due one within the next couple of weeks. I'm keeping … Continue reading I’m a stress head
Hi guys! I have been off on an adventure recently, which is what I originally intended to blog about. However, after a day of serving trembling, nervous teenagers (Honestly, a welcome change. Usually we have rowdy kids who have nowhere else to go) I decided I'd blog about something more topical. It is GCSE results … Continue reading GCSE’s – Who needs ’em?
Happy evening to you all! ('m running out of ways to say 'Hello,' can you tell?) How I wish my life was full of adventure, and I could tell you about my trip to the Bahamas to work with the monkeys and save all the trees. Instead, I've either been stood in a box asking … Continue reading Why we should leave Meghan Markle alone…
Do you ever just have one of those days when you feel like the world is actually ending, and everything is spiralling out of control and every single thing makes you want to explode? I'm having one of those days. At first, I thought I'd just suddenly lost all (and by all I mean the … Continue reading The difference between a Hamburger and Cheeseburger
It’s the end of an era. Responsibilities that I am doing my very best to ignore are starting to become inevitable. I’ve handed in my last assignment and finished my degree. 3 years of stress and alcohol addiction have come to an end, and somehow I feel lost. Usually I procrastinate knowing full well I … Continue reading Help! I’m turning into a girly girl!
I come to you today with both good news, and bad news. The good news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments, and have a month to focus on my novel that will probably never be finished. The bad news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments. This means … Continue reading Home is where the mayhem is…
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A blog, you say? Well, what if I were to tell you that I have transformed, evolved into a vlogger? Now, don't you worry. I'll still write on here, this place is far too important to leave alone. But for now, I have spent literally 12 hours … Continue reading The Most Awkward Thing You’ll Ever See
Those who know me know that I am a big fan of Doc Martens, and (big fashionista that I am) they are an essential part of my outfit. I mean, aside from the odd socks. What I don't understand is, why are pairs of odd socks a thing? Why would you pay £3 for something … Continue reading Who needs feet, anyway?