Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
Contraceptives are weird. There are penis sacks and vagina anchors, and pills that builds a wall around the entryway of the twinkle. I thought I was well informed of the many different types of pill, but I have literally only just discovered there are three types of pill, one of which ‘thickens cervical mucus.’ Doesn’t … Continue reading Life on The Nexplanon
Have you ever had a bad idea? Have your friends ever told you that your bad idea is, in fact, a good idea? And have you proceeded to go ahead with the good-bad idea? Then you know exactly how I feel this week. Let me take you back two weeks. Me and Nat were sat … Continue reading Veganism turned me into a vampire
Thanks to Twitter, the whole world knows that the UK is feeling the power of the sun for the first time in forever. With an average temperature of 25 degrees, us Brits don't know how to cope. Water companies are struggling, hosepipes have been banned and the constant complaining will continue for the next fortnight … Continue reading Problems with being a curvy girl in a heatwave.