Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
Hello again! I know it’s been a while since I updated my Blog/Vlog, but I am back from my adventures. I went to Chester Zoo to visit all of my favourite families from the TV show. The little baby elephant was chasing a pigeon, and looked so care free that I wished I was an … Continue reading Cursed by Zoltar
I would like to start with an apology for the photo above, I'm having a rough morning. My allergies are going mad, so no make up (not that I should have to apologise for that, but still.) My hair is still in what I call 'The Witch State.' Which happens the morning after it has … Continue reading I’m addicted to Serial Killers. Send help.
So, as everybody must know by now, Valentine’s day is on Thursday. That’s right, the day that makes singles cry into their wine and forces couples to be nice to each other is fast approaching, but is it really just a commercial holiday? As a teenager, I hated the idea of Valentine ’s Day, even … Continue reading The Value of Valentines
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A blog, you say? Well, what if I were to tell you that I have transformed, evolved into a vlogger? Now, don't you worry. I'll still write on here, this place is far too important to leave alone. But for now, I have spent literally 12 hours … Continue reading The Most Awkward Thing You’ll Ever See
I have been with my boyfriend, Ian, for almost 5 years now. Every time I tell someone this, they automatically go 'Awh, how cute.' And, it is cute, but it's not all fun and games. This is mostly because he is a Dental Nurse, and spends an awful lot of time inspecting my teeth, even … Continue reading Dating a dentist
Those who know me know that I am a big fan of Doc Martens, and (big fashionista that I am) they are an essential part of my outfit. I mean, aside from the odd socks. What I don't understand is, why are pairs of odd socks a thing? Why would you pay £3 for something … Continue reading Who needs feet, anyway?