Those who know me know that I am a big fan of Doc Martens, and (big fashionista that I am) they are an essential part of my outfit. I mean, aside from the odd socks. What I don't understand is, why are pairs of odd socks a thing? Why would you pay £3 for something … Continue reading Who needs feet, anyway?
Picture this: The year is 2019. You have lost all that extra christmas weight, your career is looking bright and your social life is blossoming. You are living your best life. Yeah, right. My instagram is full of people who have already completed their new years resolutions (I wish my goals would take me 3 … Continue reading Hanger and Dastardly Raptors
Oh, hello there, Mr Blog. (Yes, my blog is male, at least, it is in my head.) I'm sorry for neglecting you recently, but the good news is I'm currently sat on the train home for christmas, which means no more assignments or work for a few weeks. Hallelujah! Speaking of Christmas, I have never … Continue reading My relationship with Christmas
Wow, how has it been over a week already? Time flies when you're stressy and a little bit messy. With 1 assignment down, I have 1 to go before Christmas, and even though I'm wearing wooly jumpers and forcing joyful music onto myself, I'm unmotivated and sleepy. So, what did I do to cure this … Continue reading Sexy Plot Twists
Contraceptives are weird. There are penis sacks and vagina anchors, and pills that builds a wall around the entryway of the twinkle. I thought I was well informed of the many different types of pill, but I have literally only just discovered there are three types of pill, one of which ‘thickens cervical mucus.’ Doesn’t … Continue reading Life on The Nexplanon
It's over. The Veganism that almost destroyed me is over, I'm back to my meat devouring self and I have never been so relieved. I actually have energy now. Well, as much energy as I had before the Vegan thing, which wasn't much. My first meal back was meant to be a feast. I bought … Continue reading Christmas Ad awards and Sausage Massacres
Have you ever had a bad idea? Have your friends ever told you that your bad idea is, in fact, a good idea? And have you proceeded to go ahead with the good-bad idea? Then you know exactly how I feel this week. Let me take you back two weeks. Me and Nat were sat … Continue reading Veganism turned me into a vampire