Oh, hello there, Mr Blog. (Yes, my blog is male, at least, it is in my head.) I'm sorry for neglecting you recently, but the good news is I'm currently sat on the train home for christmas, which means no more assignments or work for a few weeks. Hallelujah! Speaking of Christmas, I have never … Continue reading My relationship with Christmas
G'day maties, I have risen from the ashes. And by ashes I mean bed, because that's where I seem to spend the majority of my time. I have been having serious holiday blues, spending every moment wishing I was back looking up at the pink castle with a cookie in each hand. (Yes, those cookies … Continue reading Cider or Wee? You decide.
Before I start, I'd like to do a promo for the other blog I'm writing for, it's a group project that I'm really excited about! Though this peice will be there, I promise there will be extra content that I won't be put on here! Give it a follow at: https://thejistmmu.wordpress.com Now, I have very … Continue reading I’m going to Disneyland as an adult and let me tell you, I will not ‘Let it Go.’
Okay, well, this week I seem to have gone from doing nothing but working and watching an ungodly amount of Youtube, to actually doing things successful humans do. I had my first week of lectures this week, which has both made me panic about the future, (Turns out it's almost impossible to write professionally. Who'd … Continue reading Cheesecake, Mcflurrys and Gimp Suits
So, I'm writing this in the back of Ian's Dad's car, which is good news as it means I haven't pucked and been banned from it forever. The south was great, and I discovered I'm a bad person because I desperately want Ian to inherite his grandparent's house. They have many rooms, a lovely garden … Continue reading Swimming, Assassinations and Ice Cream
Okay so if the layout of this post is weird it's because I'm attempting to be tech savvy. I'm writing this on my phone, and you'll just have to make do while I figure this out. Whilst staring at the ceiling trying to figure out something to write about, (This has become part of my … Continue reading Food glorious food
Thanks to Twitter, the whole world knows that the UK is feeling the power of the sun for the first time in forever. With an average temperature of 25 degrees, us Brits don't know how to cope. Water companies are struggling, hosepipes have been banned and the constant complaining will continue for the next fortnight … Continue reading Problems with being a curvy girl in a heatwave.
I grew up in a tiny village in The Lake District. For those who don't know, The Lake District is a beautiful place where people pay ridiculous prices to go and stay in a cabin, or where the rich people go to retire. Either way, people don't stay long. Sometimes when I go home, I … Continue reading Is my hometown even real?
So, today I am tired, uninspired and have blood splurging out of my lady-bits like Niagara Falls. The reason I'm exhausted is because I had a nightmare last night. Whether bought on by the hopeless amount of caffeine that flows through my veins, or the image of blood spraying the toilet bowl every time I … Continue reading My irrational fear
For most people, summer is about BBQ's, holidays and topping up tans. But for me, it's about working and getting my shit together while I take a break from uni. Fun, right? While this seemed like a good idea at the time, somehow I still haven't saved a penny and I am closer to eternal … Continue reading Why I suck at my job