Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
I would like to start with an apology for the photo above, I'm having a rough morning. My allergies are going mad, so no make up (not that I should have to apologise for that, but still.) My hair is still in what I call 'The Witch State.' Which happens the morning after it has … Continue reading I’m addicted to Serial Killers. Send help.
Thanks to Twitter, the whole world knows that the UK is feeling the power of the sun for the first time in forever. With an average temperature of 25 degrees, us Brits don't know how to cope. Water companies are struggling, hosepipes have been banned and the constant complaining will continue for the next fortnight … Continue reading Problems with being a curvy girl in a heatwave.