Happy evening to you all! ('m running out of ways to say 'Hello,' can you tell?) How I wish my life was full of adventure, and I could tell you about my trip to the Bahamas to work with the monkeys and save all the trees. Instead, I've either been stood in a box asking … Continue reading Why we should leave Meghan Markle alone…
Hello again, my friends! (I'm not kidding when I say 'friends,' my self-esteem is so low that I consider each and every one of you my friend. As far as someone reading through a computer screen can be a friend, anyway.) I'm doing something pretty different this week, which has taken a bit longer to … Continue reading The shaver of hope & dreams (Kind of)
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
I would like to start with an apology for the photo above, I'm having a rough morning. My allergies are going mad, so no make up (not that I should have to apologise for that, but still.) My hair is still in what I call 'The Witch State.' Which happens the morning after it has … Continue reading I’m addicted to Serial Killers. Send help.
Thanks to Twitter, the whole world knows that the UK is feeling the power of the sun for the first time in forever. With an average temperature of 25 degrees, us Brits don't know how to cope. Water companies are struggling, hosepipes have been banned and the constant complaining will continue for the next fortnight … Continue reading Problems with being a curvy girl in a heatwave.