Okay, first thing's first: Yes, I haven't written anything in like two weeks. Yes, I am ashamed. And yes, it will happen again. I could make plenty of excuses as to why I Hobbit-holed myself (Well, I am never saying that again.) But the truth is that I'm lazy and up until now, I've done well … Continue reading Simon says: ‘You’ll never escape.’
It has been another blazing week since I last wrote, and people have been enjoying the heat in traditional ways, with BBQ's and beach visits. I, however, spent my day off paying to be locked in a room with my brother and boyfriend. That's right folks, my little brother, who is actually a teenager and … Continue reading Toasties and… torture?