Good evening, and welcome back to another post about Lucie's tragic life. Lucie actually feels like life is tragic right now, as she is on a diet. *Duh, duh duuuuuh* She is sugaring separation anxiety after she parted ways with cheese, carbs and (the biggest loss) chocolate. Now, I'm not that unhealthy for someone that … Continue reading The diet of death and destruction
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
I would like to start with an apology for the photo above, I'm having a rough morning. My allergies are going mad, so no make up (not that I should have to apologise for that, but still.) My hair is still in what I call 'The Witch State.' Which happens the morning after it has … Continue reading I’m addicted to Serial Killers. Send help.
So, I'm writing this in the back of Ian's Dad's car, which is good news as it means I haven't pucked and been banned from it forever. The south was great, and I discovered I'm a bad person because I desperately want Ian to inherite his grandparent's house. They have many rooms, a lovely garden … Continue reading Swimming, Assassinations and Ice Cream