Good evening, and welcome back to another post about Lucie's tragic life. Lucie actually feels like life is tragic right now, as she is on a diet. *Duh, duh duuuuuh* She is sugaring separation anxiety after she parted ways with cheese, carbs and (the biggest loss) chocolate. Now, I'm not that unhealthy for someone that … Continue reading The diet of death and destruction
Why, hello there fellow humans! I'm pretty excited to announce I have a new surname... Just call me Miss Spontaneous because I went on an unplanned trip to Manchester! I mean, I guess it's not that spontaneous but as a planner with anxiety, these things don't happen often. But there I was, 8am on a … Continue reading Sushi is nasty – Change my mind.
Do you ever just have one of those days when you feel like the world is actually ending, and everything is spiralling out of control and every single thing makes you want to explode? I'm having one of those days. At first, I thought I'd just suddenly lost all (and by all I mean the … Continue reading The difference between a Hamburger and Cheeseburger
Yes, I am late to post yet again. My only excuse is that I didn't choose the procrastination life, the procrastination life chose me. I am here, on the other side of your phone screen, (or if you're really spoiling yourself, your computer) to tell you about my most recent trip to a dark, scary place. … Continue reading What is wrong with Southerners?
Picture this: The year is 2019. You have lost all that extra christmas weight, your career is looking bright and your social life is blossoming. You are living your best life. Yeah, right. My instagram is full of people who have already completed their new years resolutions (I wish my goals would take me 3 … Continue reading Hanger and Dastardly Raptors
It's over. The Veganism that almost destroyed me is over, I'm back to my meat devouring self and I have never been so relieved. I actually have energy now. Well, as much energy as I had before the Vegan thing, which wasn't much. My first meal back was meant to be a feast. I bought … Continue reading Christmas Ad awards and Sausage Massacres
Guess what guys? I am now officially 22, which means my bones are clicking and my hair is turning grey. Okay, so I'm lying about that, but I am struggling to get out of bed. Though truthfully, I think it's due to the bitter winter mornings that have made a sudden appearance, but it could … Continue reading Puzzles, Garlic Bread and Surprise Parties
Okay, well, this week I seem to have gone from doing nothing but working and watching an ungodly amount of Youtube, to actually doing things successful humans do. I had my first week of lectures this week, which has both made me panic about the future, (Turns out it's almost impossible to write professionally. Who'd … Continue reading Cheesecake, Mcflurrys and Gimp Suits
So, I'm writing this in the back of Ian's Dad's car, which is good news as it means I haven't pucked and been banned from it forever. The south was great, and I discovered I'm a bad person because I desperately want Ian to inherite his grandparent's house. They have many rooms, a lovely garden … Continue reading Swimming, Assassinations and Ice Cream
Okay so if the layout of this post is weird it's because I'm attempting to be tech savvy. I'm writing this on my phone, and you'll just have to make do while I figure this out. Whilst staring at the ceiling trying to figure out something to write about, (This has become part of my … Continue reading Food glorious food
