Hey, guys! So, it's been a while. Again. Since I last wrote Brexit has been delayed until January 2060 (Not literally, but at this rate you never know), parliament is considering banning fireworks and My Chemical Romance got back together. Somewhere deep inside me (oo-er) emo Lucie is screaming. Luckily she's been hidden away, so … Continue reading So, apparently I’m being sarcastic to children now.
Hola, mon petite amigos! (Somewhere out there, a linguistic person is having a fit, and I take pride in that.) This week has been a busy one, when I've not been hating my life working as an adult, I've been packing ready to move. The amount of spiders I have found taking refuge in my … Continue reading I write gins, not tragedies!
Aloha amigos! As many of you know, I finished university in June and have been waiting in Crewe whilst Ian finishes his apprenticeship. Since then, I have had very limited social interaction and I'm pretty sure I'm going insane. Basically, it's weird being an extroverted introvert. But a few weeks ago, I went off on … Continue reading Emo nights and Costa visits
Merhaba! (That's Turkish for 'Hello' by the way, bet you didn't think you'd actually learn something from me tonight. Don't worry, I'm as surprised as you are.) It's now Wednesday, the last day before I go away on adventures up to Scotland, then back home to Cumbria, then back down to Manchester to graduate. Honestly, … Continue reading The Mystery Box
Hey there guys, I'm back after a long week or so. I'm actually struggling to write because Ian went to make me a cuppa and found that the milk had gone off. I have been betrayed by the dairy god and it's only 10am. The heartbreak is real. The reason I'm a few days late … Continue reading Adventures with friends & New experiences
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
G'day maties, I have risen from the ashes. And by ashes I mean bed, because that's where I seem to spend the majority of my time. I have been having serious holiday blues, spending every moment wishing I was back looking up at the pink castle with a cookie in each hand. (Yes, those cookies … Continue reading Cider or Wee? You decide.
Guess what guys? I am now officially 22, which means my bones are clicking and my hair is turning grey. Okay, so I'm lying about that, but I am struggling to get out of bed. Though truthfully, I think it's due to the bitter winter mornings that have made a sudden appearance, but it could … Continue reading Puzzles, Garlic Bread and Surprise Parties
Okay, well, this week I seem to have gone from doing nothing but working and watching an ungodly amount of Youtube, to actually doing things successful humans do. I had my first week of lectures this week, which has both made me panic about the future, (Turns out it's almost impossible to write professionally. Who'd … Continue reading Cheesecake, Mcflurrys and Gimp Suits