I come to you today with both good news, and bad news. The good news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments, and have a month to focus on my novel that will probably never be finished. The bad news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments. This means … Continue reading Home is where the mayhem is…
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
So, as everybody must know by now, Valentine’s day is on Thursday. That’s right, the day that makes singles cry into their wine and forces couples to be nice to each other is fast approaching, but is it really just a commercial holiday? As a teenager, I hated the idea of Valentine ’s Day, even … Continue reading The Value of Valentines
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A blog, you say? Well, what if I were to tell you that I have transformed, evolved into a vlogger? Now, don't you worry. I'll still write on here, this place is far too important to leave alone. But for now, I have spent literally 12 hours … Continue reading The Most Awkward Thing You’ll Ever See
Those who know me know that I am a big fan of Doc Martens, and (big fashionista that I am) they are an essential part of my outfit. I mean, aside from the odd socks. What I don't understand is, why are pairs of odd socks a thing? Why would you pay £3 for something … Continue reading Who needs feet, anyway?
Picture this: The year is 2019. You have lost all that extra christmas weight, your career is looking bright and your social life is blossoming. You are living your best life. Yeah, right. My instagram is full of people who have already completed their new years resolutions (I wish my goals would take me 3 … Continue reading Hanger and Dastardly Raptors
Oh, hello there, Mr Blog. (Yes, my blog is male, at least, it is in my head.) I'm sorry for neglecting you recently, but the good news is I'm currently sat on the train home for christmas, which means no more assignments or work for a few weeks. Hallelujah! Speaking of Christmas, I have never … Continue reading My relationship with Christmas