Good evening, and welcome back to another post about Lucie's tragic life. Lucie actually feels like life is tragic right now, as she is on a diet. *Duh, duh duuuuuh* She is sugaring separation anxiety after she parted ways with cheese, carbs and (the biggest loss) chocolate. Now, I'm not that unhealthy for someone that … Continue reading The diet of death and destruction
Good evening, my loyal followers. (Wow, I sound like I'm the leader of a cult. Maybe that's the career I should be looking at?) I come to you today with no antics. I haven't done anything but work, and am somehow still skint. I have never been more of a millenial. Speaking of being a … Continue reading The never-ending fianceè
Why, hello there fellow humans! I'm pretty excited to announce I have a new surname... Just call me Miss Spontaneous because I went on an unplanned trip to Manchester! I mean, I guess it's not that spontaneous but as a planner with anxiety, these things don't happen often. But there I was, 8am on a … Continue reading Sushi is nasty – Change my mind.
Do you ever just have one of those days when you feel like the world is actually ending, and everything is spiralling out of control and every single thing makes you want to explode? I'm having one of those days. At first, I thought I'd just suddenly lost all (and by all I mean the … Continue reading The difference between a Hamburger and Cheeseburger
So, you've been at work all week. Sweating it out, earning the money that you need to survive. You look forward to the moment you can get home, switch on the TV and chill with your favourite characters. Except we all know, this is not the week to chill. I would just like to point … Continue reading A week of emotional trauma – How to prepare yourself for Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones.
I come to you today with both good news, and bad news. The good news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments, and have a month to focus on my novel that will probably never be finished. The bad news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments. This means … Continue reading Home is where the mayhem is…
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.