Hey there guys, I'm back after a long week or so. I'm actually struggling to write because Ian went to make me a cuppa and found that the milk had gone off. I have been betrayed by the dairy god and it's only 10am. The heartbreak is real. The reason I'm a few days late … Continue reading Adventures with friends & New experiences
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
I have been with my boyfriend, Ian, for almost 5 years now. Every time I tell someone this, they automatically go 'Awh, how cute.' And, it is cute, but it's not all fun and games. This is mostly because he is a Dental Nurse, and spends an awful lot of time inspecting my teeth, even … Continue reading Dating a dentist
Those who know me know that I am a big fan of Doc Martens, and (big fashionista that I am) they are an essential part of my outfit. I mean, aside from the odd socks. What I don't understand is, why are pairs of odd socks a thing? Why would you pay £3 for something … Continue reading Who needs feet, anyway?
Contraceptives are weird. There are penis sacks and vagina anchors, and pills that builds a wall around the entryway of the twinkle. I thought I was well informed of the many different types of pill, but I have literally only just discovered there are three types of pill, one of which ‘thickens cervical mucus.’ Doesn’t … Continue reading Life on The Nexplanon
Have you ever had a bad idea? Have your friends ever told you that your bad idea is, in fact, a good idea? And have you proceeded to go ahead with the good-bad idea? Then you know exactly how I feel this week. Let me take you back two weeks. Me and Nat were sat … Continue reading Veganism turned me into a vampire