Yes, I am late to post yet again. My only excuse is that I didn't choose the procrastination life, the procrastination life chose me. I am here, on the other side of your phone screen, (or if you're really spoiling yourself, your computer) to tell you about my most recent trip to a dark, scary place. … Continue reading What is wrong with Southerners?
Hello again! I know it’s been a while since I updated my Blog/Vlog, but I am back from my adventures. I went to Chester Zoo to visit all of my favourite families from the TV show. The little baby elephant was chasing a pigeon, and looked so care free that I wished I was an … Continue reading Cursed by Zoltar
So, as everybody must know by now, Valentine’s day is on Thursday. That’s right, the day that makes singles cry into their wine and forces couples to be nice to each other is fast approaching, but is it really just a commercial holiday? As a teenager, I hated the idea of Valentine ’s Day, even … Continue reading The Value of Valentines
So, I'm writing this in the back of Ian's Dad's car, which is good news as it means I haven't pucked and been banned from it forever. The south was great, and I discovered I'm a bad person because I desperately want Ian to inherite his grandparent's house. They have many rooms, a lovely garden … Continue reading Swimming, Assassinations and Ice Cream
I grew up in a tiny village in The Lake District. For those who don't know, The Lake District is a beautiful place where people pay ridiculous prices to go and stay in a cabin, or where the rich people go to retire. Either way, people don't stay long. Sometimes when I go home, I … Continue reading Is my hometown even real?