Good evening, and welcome back to another post about Lucie's tragic life. Lucie actually feels like life is tragic right now, as she is on a diet. *Duh, duh duuuuuh* She is sugaring separation anxiety after she parted ways with cheese, carbs and (the biggest loss) chocolate. Now, I'm not that unhealthy for someone that … Continue reading The diet of death and destruction
Good evening, my loyal followers. (Wow, I sound like I'm the leader of a cult. Maybe that's the career I should be looking at?) I come to you today with no antics. I haven't done anything but work, and am somehow still skint. I have never been more of a millenial. Speaking of being a … Continue reading The never-ending fianceè
Why, hello there fellow humans! I'm pretty excited to announce I have a new surname... Just call me Miss Spontaneous because I went on an unplanned trip to Manchester! I mean, I guess it's not that spontaneous but as a planner with anxiety, these things don't happen often. But there I was, 8am on a … Continue reading Sushi is nasty – Change my mind.
Do you ever just have one of those days when you feel like the world is actually ending, and everything is spiralling out of control and every single thing makes you want to explode? I'm having one of those days. At first, I thought I'd just suddenly lost all (and by all I mean the … Continue reading The difference between a Hamburger and Cheeseburger
It’s the end of an era. Responsibilities that I am doing my very best to ignore are starting to become inevitable. I’ve handed in my last assignment and finished my degree. 3 years of stress and alcohol addiction have come to an end, and somehow I feel lost. Usually I procrastinate knowing full well I … Continue reading Help! I’m turning into a girly girl!
So, you've been at work all week. Sweating it out, earning the money that you need to survive. You look forward to the moment you can get home, switch on the TV and chill with your favourite characters. Except we all know, this is not the week to chill. I would just like to point … Continue reading A week of emotional trauma – How to prepare yourself for Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones.
Yes, I am late to post yet again. My only excuse is that I didn't choose the procrastination life, the procrastination life chose me. I am here, on the other side of your phone screen, (or if you're really spoiling yourself, your computer) to tell you about my most recent trip to a dark, scary place. … Continue reading What is wrong with Southerners?
