Hola, mon petite amigos! (Somewhere out there, a linguistic person is having a fit, and I take pride in that.) This week has been a busy one, when I've not been hating my life working as an adult, I've been packing ready to move. The amount of spiders I have found taking refuge in my … Continue reading I write gins, not tragedies!
Why, hello there fellow humans! I'm pretty excited to announce I have a new surname... Just call me Miss Spontaneous because I went on an unplanned trip to Manchester! I mean, I guess it's not that spontaneous but as a planner with anxiety, these things don't happen often. But there I was, 8am on a … Continue reading Sushi is nasty – Change my mind.
Hey guys, I hope you're all still feeling the spookiness of Halloween and your Christams fever hasn't quite started yet. Even though Aldi have released their Christmas advert and Costa's and McDonald's have their cute little cups in. Companies need to chill, it's literally 4 days into November. We still have to celebrate Guy Fawkes … Continue reading The smashed wine of hope and dreams
G'day maties, I have risen from the ashes. And by ashes I mean bed, because that's where I seem to spend the majority of my time. I have been having serious holiday blues, spending every moment wishing I was back looking up at the pink castle with a cookie in each hand. (Yes, those cookies … Continue reading Cider or Wee? You decide.
Okay, first thing's first: Yes, I haven't written anything in like two weeks. Yes, I am ashamed. And yes, it will happen again. I could make plenty of excuses as to why I Hobbit-holed myself (Well, I am never saying that again.) But the truth is that I'm lazy and up until now, I've done well … Continue reading Simon says: ‘You’ll never escape.’
It has been another blazing week since I last wrote, and people have been enjoying the heat in traditional ways, with BBQ's and beach visits. I, however, spent my day off paying to be locked in a room with my brother and boyfriend. That's right folks, my little brother, who is actually a teenager and … Continue reading Toasties and… torture?