Hola, mon petite amigos! (Somewhere out there, a linguistic person is having a fit, and I take pride in that.) This week has been a busy one, when I've not been hating my life working as an adult, I've been packing ready to move. The amount of spiders I have found taking refuge in my … Continue reading I write gins, not tragedies!
Weddings. The day (or days, if you're that extra) where your whole family gets together to celebrate your love and gift you things. Personally, I never know what to do for the 'gift' part because engaged people tend to live together and already have tea towels and blenders. When I have to, I have a … Continue reading Can we please stop telling young people they’re ‘next’ at weddings?
Merhaba! (That's Turkish for 'Hello' by the way, bet you didn't think you'd actually learn something from me tonight. Don't worry, I'm as surprised as you are.) It's now Wednesday, the last day before I go away on adventures up to Scotland, then back home to Cumbria, then back down to Manchester to graduate. Honestly, … Continue reading The Mystery Box
Good evening, my loyal followers. (Wow, I sound like I'm the leader of a cult. Maybe that's the career I should be looking at?) I come to you today with no antics. I haven't done anything but work, and am somehow still skint. I have never been more of a millenial. Speaking of being a … Continue reading The never-ending fianceè
I have been with my boyfriend, Ian, for almost 5 years now. Every time I tell someone this, they automatically go 'Awh, how cute.' And, it is cute, but it's not all fun and games. This is mostly because he is a Dental Nurse, and spends an awful lot of time inspecting my teeth, even … Continue reading Dating a dentist
I thought I'd start this post wishing good luck to the lads who are kicking around an inflatable orb of air, for the honour of our country. I was going to make this post all about football, but as you can see, I know absolutely nothing about it. So, moving onto a topic that I'm … Continue reading My reign of terror
Okay, so when I started this blog I set myself three rules: No political posts. No posting anything too serious. Don't post anything that I would roll my eyes at... ...Aaand I'm already breaking two of those rules, because self-restraint is not one of my best traits. Unless you live in a cave on Mars, you … Continue reading Love Island is back and I have some thoughts