I come to you today with both good news, and bad news. The good news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments, and have a month to focus on my novel that will probably never be finished. The bad news is: I have handed in two of my biggest assignments. This means … Continue reading Home is where the mayhem is…
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Or have you simply not done exercise for a good 5 years? If you have, then this post is for you! My story begins when my good friend Kyara tried to kill me. She was sly about it … Continue reading What to do when your friend tries to kill you.
Oh, hello there, Mr Blog. (Yes, my blog is male, at least, it is in my head.) I'm sorry for neglecting you recently, but the good news is I'm currently sat on the train home for christmas, which means no more assignments or work for a few weeks. Hallelujah! Speaking of Christmas, I have never … Continue reading My relationship with Christmas
Wow, how has it been over a week already? Time flies when you're stressy and a little bit messy. With 1 assignment down, I have 1 to go before Christmas, and even though I'm wearing wooly jumpers and forcing joyful music onto myself, I'm unmotivated and sleepy. So, what did I do to cure this … Continue reading Sexy Plot Twists
It's over. The Veganism that almost destroyed me is over, I'm back to my meat devouring self and I have never been so relieved. I actually have energy now. Well, as much energy as I had before the Vegan thing, which wasn't much. My first meal back was meant to be a feast. I bought … Continue reading Christmas Ad awards and Sausage Massacres
Have you ever had a bad idea? Have your friends ever told you that your bad idea is, in fact, a good idea? And have you proceeded to go ahead with the good-bad idea? Then you know exactly how I feel this week. Let me take you back two weeks. Me and Nat were sat … Continue reading Veganism turned me into a vampire
Hey guys, I hope you're all still feeling the spookiness of Halloween and your Christams fever hasn't quite started yet. Even though Aldi have released their Christmas advert and Costa's and McDonald's have their cute little cups in. Companies need to chill, it's literally 4 days into November. We still have to celebrate Guy Fawkes … Continue reading The smashed wine of hope and dreams